Force and Forced Entry
1. “Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.”
2. "She's my sister!" (slap) "She's my daughter!" (slap) "She's my sister AND my daughter!"
3. “Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!”
4. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
5. "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

With a Straight Face
1. “Lane, I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.”
2. “I'd like the chef's salad with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie a la mode. But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real. If it's out of a can then nothing.” “Not even the pie?” “No. Just the pie but then not heated.”
3. “Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.”
4. “I must blake you.”
5. "That be a shame, when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Monologuin’
1. "Every thousand years, I test each life system in the universe. I visit it with mysteries: earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness. If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless; I spare it. But if the hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great God, Dyzan, and for his greater glory - and our mutual pleasure - I destroy it, utterly."
2. “Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.”
3. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...I've watched c-beams glitter in the darkness near the Tannhauser Gate. All these moments...lost in time, like tears in rain."
4. “I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us.”
5. “I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.”

ANSWER KEY

Short and Sweet
1. Finding Nemo (2003)
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
3. The Godfather (1972)
4. The Princess Bride (1987)
5. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)